Huckabee and McCain… Clinton And Obama… Facts And Comparisons… An LCO Exclusive…
All Of The Politicians And Pundits Have Stocked Up On Loads And Loads Of:
So… This is how the media is portraying the Democratic race…
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
Here’s How Your Friendly Neighborhood FourEyes Sees It When It Comes To Our Candidates…
Obama… A Sweet Treat… Attractive… Tasty… Comforting… Something We All Look Forward To… But A Lot Of Empty Calories… Can’t Live On These Alone…On The Other Hand… They Look Great!
Clinton… A Lot More Substance… Tasty… Lots Of Calories… Can Live On These… Gives You Serious Heartburn Though.
McCain… Substantial… Tasty… Can Live On These Too… Potential For Serious Gas Though… Can Get Very Messy When Not Wrapped Tight.
None Of The Above Are That Good For You… All The Above Are Likely To Give You A Heart Attack…Or The Runs.
Alternately …
There’s Huckabee …
Healthy… Dr. Recommended… Bland… Most People Will Only Consume Under Duress… Not A Real Crowd Pleaser.
Ralph Nader.
Let’s Not Forget Ralph! Appealing… Tasty… Can Be Healthy But The Salt Can Counteract That… Lots Of Folks Are Allergic…
And When It Comes Down To It… It’s Just Nuts.
Stop Worrying! Pick Your Favorite Food Folks… It All Comes Out In The End… We’ll All End Up Doing The Same Thing…
Essays, Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | TheFourEyes February 26, 2008
