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Quotable Quotes…

He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but […]

Another Great Time Waster!… Puzzle Farter…

Double pressing the up key makes you fly! Play It HERE 

New Yorker Obama Cover… If I Wasn’t NY Nutty Myself… I’d Be Offended…

I admit that it looks bad… real bad… Like the New Yorker is taking a heck of a swipe at the Obama’s… And I expect there to be some serious backlash on this… But I’m pretty sure it’s just snarky NYC style sarcasm… But since this one is pushing the envelope even for this artist(Barry […]

Pick Your Poison…

Note To The New Yorker… Now That’s Sarcasm!!

Business Is Booming At Pawn Shops… Big Bargains For Buyers…

I was in the market for a cheap chainsaw the other day and a friend of mine suggested that with the economy in shambles… I might be able to find something nicer than I could get for what I was willing to spend if I looked in a pawn shop. OK, says I… There’s been […]

Sunday July 13th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Gas Now Cheaper Than Heroin….

With oil prices soaring over $130 a barrel, the average driver now spends more per week on gas than the average drug addict spends on heroin, according to a study published in the latest issue of the scientific journal, The Economics Of Street Drugs. “This is definitely a first in the history of street drugs,” […]

Sex in Space Is Inevitable…

I suspect it’s not much different than in a pool… But dryer… I’d still like to give it a shot… Unfortunately… Mama swears she’d get spacesick… Damn! Weddings in space could be right around the corner, and experts figure the inevitable cosmic consummation will be just around the next corner. The Japanese firm First Advantage […]

How to Overcome Everyday Disasters…

Not all setbacks are of epic proportion. Often, all it takes is a casual insult or silly faux pas to knock you off course. Those trip-ups can snowball–a barista snaps at you, leading you to be short with a coworker, which turns into a fight with your partner, and…well, you get the idea. To help […]

Thursday July 10th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Does Your Keyboard Look Like This?…

Do You Type Like This?… Here’s Somebody’s Chia Pet Keyboard… Do Those Look Like Pot Plants?… Here’s Some Tips On How To Clean The Silly Things…

Book Your Lady A Week At The Vagina Spa…

Read More HERE First came the “medical spa,” or medi spa, offering dermatology services in a retail setting. The medi spa begat the dental spa, bringing tooth bleaching to storefronts nationwide. The dental spa begat the podiatry spa. And now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman’s […]

Can You Tell Somebody’s Race By Looking At Them?

Try Your Luck HERE Big Hint!!! … Click Directly On The Pictures To ENLARGE Them!!

Buy Your Kid A Demon Doll…

WARNING…. Travel To This Site At Your Own Risk… My Opinion Is That It’s More Of A Tongue-In-Cheek Type Site Than A “real” Satanic Site… But If You’re Easily Offended… THEN DON’T GO THERE!!

Eating Magic Mushrooms Good For You… Say Scientists

I spent a fair amount of time in the early 80′s wandering through cow pastures in the Great Northwest looking for these…  From Nature.com: The benefits for people who have had positive or even mystical experiences induced by the psychedelic drug psilocybin — the psychoactive ingredient in ‘magic mushrooms’ — linger for as much as […]

Sunday July 6th, 2008 in Uncategorized | No Comments »

What Would You Hunt A T-rex With?..

This is actually a pretty good angle… In one of my painkiller clouded reveries… I fell into thinking about all the movies where people are shooting at dinosaurs with rifles with no apparent effect… Movies like Jurassic Park and The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms… So naturally… The question arose… If you had to hunt down […]

This Tunnel Is A Seriously Bad Luck Place…

Looks like this tunnel is THE place to be if you want to see serious wrecks on a regular basis…

I Had A Hernia Repaired… I Think They Did Something Else…

I had an umbilical hernia that was about the size of a tennis ball… My HMO thought that maybe It could be done at my kitchen table… After a lot of squawking and screaming… They decided that they’d let the hospital handle it. It was practically drive by surgery… In by 1… out by 5… […]

Where Your Electricity Comes From…

Think or Thwim knows where your particular electricity comes from… Enter your zip code into the EPA’s Power Profiler and select your power company from the list. It will show you how much of the power generated in your area comes from coal, nuclear, natural gas, and renewables. Chances are, the majority will be from […]

Friday July 4th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

The 10 Most Worthless College Majors…

From HolyTaco.com Read All About It HERE