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Men… Easy To Figure Out…

Not Quite “Live Long And Prosper”… But The Same Sentiment.

Trying To Get Through To A Government Agency Is A Lot Like This…

Huge Accomplishment?… Or Tough Life?… All Depends On Your Perspective.

The Bremen Town Musicians Are Real?!?

Cool Fire Art… Or… Really Hot Women…

Man Sprays Women With Bottled Semen In Grocery Store…

From Gazette.net:

Police have arrested a Gaithersburg man suspected of spraying human semen on a woman standing in line at a Giant grocery store about two weeks ago, the Gaithersburg Police Department reported today.

Michael Wayne Edwards Jr., 28, of the 17000 block of Downing Street in Gaithersburg, was charged Thursday with second-degree assault in the July 15 attack, which police believe was not an isolated incident. An attorney was not listed for Edwards on Friday in an online state court records database and no hearing date has been set.

The woman was in line at the Giant store at 842 Muddy Branch Road on July 15, police said, when she noticed a man staring at her. As she was leaving the store, the man walked closely behind her and sprayed a liquid onto her back.

Police said they later determined the liquid was human semen.

Witnesses saw the man drive away in a gray car.

When officers interviewed Edwards after his arrest, they learned about additional victims, police said.

Anyone who believes he or she has been the victim of such a crime is asked to call the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section at 301-258-6400.

Edwards was released on $4,000 bail, police said.

This was Edwards’ first arrest in Maryland, according to online court records.

On The Importance Of Women To A Man’s Existence…

Amen Brother…

No Chocolate In Heaven

Another WTF?!?! Moment… Breast Ironing?!?

The Mailman’s Retirement…

It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. 
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. 
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
 As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge.

“All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”

“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.

“
He said, “Fuck him, give him a dollar.”

The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”

This Is A True Statement… It Could Always Be Worse…

She Needs A Front End Alignment…

From the look on her face... She's not aware that she's got a... um... misalignment.

Disregard that last caption... This poor thing is a genuine WTF??!?!

Cartoon Commentary From My Favorite Political Cartoonist…

Via

A Good Argument For Folder Security!… Lock What You Don’t Want Seen!

Apparently… Women Love Wump-Faced-Bat-Fart Boys…

Too Lazy For Words… Another WTF?!?! Moment…

Narwhals Killing Pandas?… Another WTF?!?! Moment.

Looks Like Sexual Harassment To Me… Somebody Call Gloria Stienem!

Another WTF?!?! Moment…

Anothe WTF?!?! Moment In A WTF?!?! World…

And So It Begins… The Enslavement Of Man…

This Is What A 10%+ Unemployment Rate Feels Like…

The Mc10:35… McDonald’s Secret Menu Item… Get One!

via The Consumerist
This sandwich can only be created during the short change over from the breakfast to lunch menu at your local Mickey D’s.  It’s a fusion of two sandwiches, so it’s not technically a McDonald’s menu item, but it’s still pretty tasty and worth the trouble.

We hear it’s getting kind of a cult following in San Francisco.

1. Go to McD’s right when they are transitioning from breakfast to lunch.

2. Order one of the remaining Egg McMuffins from the breakfast menu and also order a McDouble since the lunch menu is now open.

3. Take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble.

It’s called a Mc10:35 because that’s pretty much the only time you can pull this off.

Word is… They’re really good when one is dealing with a hangover…

If you’ve ever had a good egg burger… You’ll understand how delicious these things can be…  Can’t speak on the curing hangovers thing… But there’s a good chance it’ll relieve you of a bit of life span… Enjoy!

Unemployment Checks Run Out?… Behind On The Rent?…