Guts Vs. Balls… Got Any?

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ‘You’re next’

I Feel The Same Way About Gun Ban Nuts… I Need Some Paint…

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This One’s For Pancho… You Baaaad Man!

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Pezbians… ROFLMAO!!!!

pezbians

A True Nerd Tee Shirt…

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And I Thought I Was So Over The Smurf Thing… I Guess Not.

popa smurf