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Toddler Singing “Hey Jude”…
He Looks Like My Oldest 15 Years Ago…
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Daring? … Or Dumb?… Why Women Live Longer Than Men…
These Are Manly Men Doing Manly Things… And They Will Leave Their Womanly Women To Mourn Them… But Not Before Passing On These Fine Skills To Their Sons…
You Gotta Admit… This Guy’s Got Balls…
This Guy’s A Real Credit To The Gene Pool…
See If You Can Get Your Heating & Cooling Guy To Try This One…
I Actually Did This One In 3rd Grade…
His License Is Suspended… So He’s Got Mama Driving…
I Personally Don’t Have A Problem With This One…
What?!?… They’re All Properly Capped!… And Labeled.
OK… So This Might Have Been My Wife…
This Load Is Now Properly Secured…
And My Personal Favorite…
He Breaks His Neck… And Sues YOU!…
No Fool Like An Old Fool…
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Wanna Get Even With Junk Mailers?… Try This…
Use “Postage Paid” Envelopes to mail a brick to junk mailers!
Read How To … HERE
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Absinthe Explained… Recommended Brands … Now You Know Why This Site Looks Like It Does…
I posted my take on The Mystery Of The Green Menace way back in April of ’07… It was back on the old site and would’nt show up in a search for Absinthe… Anyway… I’ve been playing with the Green Fairy for years…
And yes… I’ve still got both my ears!… But not all my marbles…
It seems that The Green Fairy is making a comeback…
Here’s a decent video on how to prepare Absinthe for drinking… If you can get past the stupid “spooky” music… The ritual of releasing the Green Fairy never gets old… You can actually see the “change” take place at about :50 on the video.
NOW IT’S LEGAL TO BUY IN THE USA… AFTER ABOUT 100 YEARS OF PROHIBITION.
I will warn you though that the websites that the HuffPo article directs to for purchase of the stuff are pretty Ooky sites that sell substandard stuff…
You want good Absinthe… Go HERE… or HERE … or look for these brands near you…
And for God’s Sake stay away from any Czech or Polish stuff!! .. You’re likely to get a bottle of chemicals… I tried some red absinthe once that left me with tremors for a week… REAL ABSINTHE COMES FROM SWITZERLAND… And France… and sometimes Germany…
You will get access to the finest stuff in the world at Liqueurs de France and will not be steered wrong at Alandia
If you’re curious … And keeping in mind that the exchange rates are murder these days… I’d recommend:
Clandestine 53 La Bleue (106°) if you’re on a budget…This is a fine, fine introductory Absinthe that has the distinction of flashing blue sparkles when you add water… I’ve got 2 and 1/2 bottles of this stashed away… Around $75
Jade Verte Suisse 65 (130°) if you can swing it… This is high end Absinthe… Fantastic flavor… Special occasion stuff… I just finished the bottle a week ago… Gotta buy more (Mama Likes It!!)… Around $110
The Matter-Luginbühl, Kallnacher at (162.6°) is my absolute favorite though… Unfortunately out of stock at this time… And me with only about 1/2 bottle left!.. Around $60
..This stuff is also very nice…
Absinthe Duplais Verte (144°) is another fine brand… I’ve got about 1/3 bottle left…Around $50
This Un Emile (136°) is a decent drink… About what you should call baseline for grading Absinthe… There’s always at least one full bottle of this stuff around here….Around $75
If you want to take a chance you can go to BevMo and try this stuff…
While it is real absinthe… and it is 106°… I didn’t like it much… A little too licorice-y for me… But …You can go to your local BevMo and get it for $56 for a liter… But Don’t Let This Stuff Define Absinthe for You… Good Absinthe has a taste that you’ll never forget.
Despite the cool bottle
This Lucid (124°) stuff will have to wait until someone else buys a bottle and pours me a couple… I haven’t heard anything good from any of my Absinthe drinking correspondents… If you decide to give it a try… Drop me a line… You can get this at BevMo too… But at $66 a bottle… It’s steep for a chance.
If I wasn’t drinking Bourbon tonight… I might be tempted to take a short flight…
This Little Green Fairy Ain’t Tinker Bell… It’s Her Wild Older Sister!
Thinking About Playing With The Green Fairy Got Me In A Stevie Nicks Mood…
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My Particular Fairy Resembles A Young Stevie…
Cool Pics, Cool Stuff, Just Plain Silly, Videos | TheFourEyes April 30, 2008 |
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The Difference Between Men And Women…
A Woman’s Perfect Day
8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 – Weigh-in… 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 – 9:00 – Breakfast in bed…freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents… expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 – Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 – Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 – Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 – Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 – Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs
1:00 – Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 – Nap
4:00 – Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 – Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 – Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 – Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 – Hot shower- alone
10:50 – Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 – Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 – Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
A Man’s Perfect Day
6:00 – Alarm
6:15 – Blow job
6:30 – Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 – Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 – Limo arrives
7:45 – Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 – Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club… (blow job en-route)
9:45 – Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 – Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon
12:15 - Blow job
12:30 – Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 - Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 – Fly to Bahamas
3:30 – Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
4:30 – Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle
5:00 – Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson
6:45 – Shit, shower and shave
7:00 – Watch news… Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 – Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:30 - Sex with three women… all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 – Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 – Night-cap blow job
11:45 – In bed alone
11:50 - A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 – Laugh yourself to sleep
How To Make Instant Hamburger Patties…
Press your ground meat into a ziplock bag… Then use a chopstick to divide… Kind of nice if you add spices first.
Fold… Then freeze… Break off individual patties as needed…
Jokes… We Got ‘Em!
The Proper Way To Come Home Drunk
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, and take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed in the bathroom. Then I stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!”
His friend looks at him and says, ” Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, WHO’S HORNY?????!!! And she acts like she’s sound asleep!!
It works every time!!!
Truth Before Marriage
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said….
“I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.” She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant-sized penis.”
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim’s pants she began to scream and run out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!”
“Yes, it is….. 8 pounds, 7ounces, 19 inches long!!
Cool Pics, Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes April 29, 2008 |
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Crystal Found Some “Interesting” Fruits, Veggies, Trees & Rocks… You Got A Strange Garden Girl!
He’s Got A Nasty Discharge…
Pine Nuts!!
I Didn’t Know You Could Tell If Trees Were Male Or Female…
Mellow Music For Your Monday… My Favorite Things – John Coltrane… Enjoy…
IMHO… One Of The Greatest Recordings In Music History…
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Cool Stuff, Uncategorized | TheFourEyes April 28, 2008 |
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Waterboarding 101… See For Yourself…
I’m pretty sure I’d admit that my grandmother was hiding Osama Bin Laden under her bed if I had to go through this…
This “Making Of” video shows that they really did put an actor through real waterboarding… He should get a Golden Globe at least…
See It HERE
OK… Now You’ve Seen It… Is It Torture?…
