She’s Got Anal Glaucoma?!?!

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

‘So, what’s the matter?’ he asks.

‘I have a case of anal glaucoma,’ she says in a weak voice.

And what the hell is anal glaucoma?’

‘I just can’t see my ass coming into work today.’

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