Today’s Insults

 “We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” – Robert Wilensky

Your momma’s so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth. – anonymous

Why, thou clay brained guts, thou knotty pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow catch. -Shakespeare

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. - Rhoda from AZ

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