Today’s Insults
You are a devilishly lascivious rapscallion and a vapid, cold-hearted mass of neuroses and complexes. - anon
My wife’s a hobby horse. – Shakespeare
You dipsticked, baboon-groping, armpit-smelling, toe jam-guzzling, pimple-nibbling, wank-faced masked gimp! – unknown
Pushing forty? She’s hanging on for dear life. - Ivy Compton-Burnett