Today’s Insults

You are a devilishly lascivious rapscallion and a vapid, cold-hearted mass of neuroses and complexes. - anon

My wife’s a hobby horse. – Shakespeare

You dipsticked, baboon-groping, armpit-smelling, toe jam-guzzling, pimple-nibbling, wank-faced masked gimp! – unknown

Pushing forty? She’s hanging on for dear life. - Ivy Compton-Burnett

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