Today’s Insults
You are a preposterously revolting misdemeanant and a maladjusted, mucous-eating cesspool of putrid effluvium. – unknown
You are a monstrously licentious scoundrel and a vacuous, dandruff-eating display of indecency. – unknown
You are a monstrously subliterate swine and a ludicrous, bug-eyed arbitrary dereliction of genetics. – unknown
When it comes to I.Q. points, you lose some every time you go to the bathroom. – anonymous