I’m getting a heart catheterization… Wednesday. They’ll strap me down like a death row inmate and pump me full of a slightly radioactive fluid… But woe is me! I don’t get the knock out drops before the lethal concoction flows. On the other hand… I get to look the Dr. in the eye with an […]
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He […]
The Doctors sat they need to do lots and lots of “tests” to pin down the cause of my high blood pressure and chest pains… I think they’re milking the insurance company. But they’re doing a fine job of keeping me doped up. They say they’ll be sending me home tomorrow… That was Thursday… And […]
Scenario #1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 – Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark… Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario #2: Jeffrey won’t be still in […]
When the story of the disgraced New York’s ex governor Eliot Spitzer broke I wasn’t surprised at all. It’s not that I knew about his rendezvous with high priced hookers, but it’s due to my long experience of driving hookers to men with and without power. Let me break it down for you ladies, if […]
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When I Posted These Pics… I Wondered What That Lady’s View Of Herself Was… Now I Know…
If You Don’t Find This Lady Sexy… Something’s Wrong With You!
I’m not sure my level of determination extends to poop covered public humiliation… Yay!… He ran the race!… He Finished the race!… Big Deal!.. He’s covered with his own sh*t!… But it shows he’s determined!… Yeah… Right. click to enlarge
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930′s, 40′s, 50′s, 60′s and 70′s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on […]
Doesn’t This Remind You Of The Movie Telefon ? So there you go Mr. Bill Gates… Lets Get Some More B1-B visas rolling here… Let’s fill those high tech jobs with foreign engineers!! Chi Mak From the Washington Post Prosecutors called Chi Mak the “perfect sleeper agent,” though he hardly looked the part. For two […]
What kind of coincidence is it that England’s George III succumbed to madness and the government did backflips trying to hide it… And now America’s George III wanders off to celebrate the founding of a nation and indulges his wild apocalyptic fantasies by waving the spectre of one A. Hitler around in order to bash […]
I just heard about this on CNN this morning… I’m afraid I’ll probably not get a decent Rant or Essay up in time because I’m too addle brained to rush something intelligent together without thinking long and hard on it first… But I want to show my support ASAP. HERE GOES… I’d like to point […]
I know there’s a special place in Hell for all the jerks and hucksters trying to make my pee-pee bigger and cure my every ailment… And I don’t worry about them so much because my spam filters work pretty OK… But what about my close friends who forward me those obnoxious, bullying chain letters that […]
My buzzard of a brother Eddie talked me into getting the wife a Miniature Pinscher for our anniversary… Naturally… He sold me the dog at a “discount”… Plus the cost of flying the little bugger from FL to AZ. When he got here he was the cutest little thing … All chocolate with green eyes… […]
This Is Me In The Morning… This Is Me All Day… This Is Me By Evening…, Soooo…
These Are Not Pics Of My House… But They Pretty Much Tell The Story… Fortunately… The Tree Mainly Fell Onto The Patio Roof… Big Old Cottonwood… Top Half Snapped Off … Some Kind Of Microburst…. I Need A Chainsaw…
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