I’M STILL IN HOSPITAL… OUCH!!
Los Cuatro Ojos
Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.
Today’s Insults
“Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?” - Don Rickles”
Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun… Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you’re no use to anyone.” - John Cooper Clarke
“He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.” - Anon
“She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly.”
- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor
“She loves ‘NATURE’ - In spite of what it did to her.” - Anon
“Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?” - Don Rickles
“When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs.” - Anon
“I don’t want you to turn the other cheek - it’s just as ugly.” - Anon
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