Today’s Insults
“Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?” - Don Rickles”
Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun… Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you’re no use to anyone.” - John Cooper Clarke
“He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.” - Anon
“She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly.”
- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor
“She loves ‘NATURE’ - In spite of what it did to her.” - Anon
“Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?” - Don Rickles
“When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs.” - Anon
“I don’t want you to turn the other cheek - it’s just as ugly.” - Anon
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