“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
“We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves.
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange it with the undertaker.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, “Gentlemen.” Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.