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Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention… This Lady Is Gonna Put Men Out Of Business.

Vacuum Screamer

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time – and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

The Foureyes says:

“If one of these shows up at my place… My house will be very , very , very clean.” “However… It is possible that my duties might get reduced to Lifter of Heavy Objects though” … Then again… If they make one of these for guys… I could be asleep before she finishes brushing her teeth.

HMMMMmmmm…

Photographic Proof That Nature Is More Powerful Than Nurture

“All Men Are Created Equal” ”

“The Pursuit Of Happiness”

“Certain Inalienable Rights”

Today’s Insults –

“I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born” – Ronald Reagan

“I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.” – Groucho Marx

“He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe” – Anon.

“Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.”- Anon