A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.
Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time – and it does not even touch the skin.
The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for Ã‚Â£35 through lovehoney.co.uk.
At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.
The Foureyes says:
“If one of these shows up at my place… My house will be very , very , very clean.” “However… It is possible that my duties might get reduced to Lifter of Heavy Objects though” … Then again… If they make one of these for guys… I could be asleep before she finishes brushing her teeth.