This Choked Me Up… Consider This My Tribute To Two Greats… As Soon As I Can Find The Audio Track… It’s Going On My iTunes

Today’s Insults

If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already? - Unknown

The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.Cynthia Heimel
The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth – pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What’s more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character. – Valerie Solanos
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses. - P.J. O’Rourke

Here’s A Little Something For All You Conspiracy Nuts

Royal Raymond Rife (May 16, 1888 – August 5, 1971) became known for his claim of finding a 100% effective cure for terminal cancer and many other diseases by means of his “beam ray” device, which was supposed to work by means of causing pathogens to vibrate in resonance with an induced frequency. Information pertaining to the construction of some of Rife’s original instruments is lacking. After his death his name became associated with an increasing number of devices used in alternative medicine research and practice.