How Rare Is This?

albino fawn

Thought you all would like to see this… Just amazing… This was sent by a man in Rhinelander, Wisconsin… A once in many lifetimes experience! ? A real Albino Whitetail Deer. Just hours old, but doing fine. No Momma deer around… A car had nearly hit it. Such a ‘freak of nature’, that only 1 in more than a million are even born. He took his
bottle of food, followed us around the house, doing great… So, we called the Zoo & Fossil Rim, who were both interested, but we’re going to send him to a Rehab farm. Maybe he will make it in captivity somewhere and be appreciated. So rare… Sure wanted
to keep him tho. but, not the thing to do. And not LEGAL either. Here are a couple of pictures to show you. He was snow white, pink eyes, ears, nose and hooves. Kids called him POWDER. He was SO small… That is my shoe lying beside him… a lot of folks have never and will probably never see even another picture of an Albino deer fawn.

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This Is Definitely How My Lawyer Would Act!

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver’s door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and
disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life .”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Don’t you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!”
“OH, MY GOD!” screamed the lawyer.

“MY ROLEX!”