Truth In Advertising… If I Saw This Stuff On The Shelf… I’d Buy It.

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This Has Been A Favorite Saying Of Mine For Many Years…

“A Friend Will Help You Move… But A Real Friend Will Help You Move A Body” – TheFourEyes – c.1976

Friends

These types of friend are few and far between… And more precious than gold. 

I Know What I’m Gonna Be For Halloween…

costume

Hey Pigeon!… Some Days You’re The Dog…

Pidgeon poop bomber

Some Days You’re The Hydrant…

pigeon cruelty

Hee Hee Hee!

Cameltoes…

cameltoe

Don’t Have A Camel toe Of Your Own?… Get One Here…

cameltoe cup

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