Extreme Swim Trunks…The Lady From FL Sends These…Crystal Must Have Been Really Bored Waiting Out That Storm…

So that the old FourEyes doesn’t have to read lots and lots of emails accusing me of “stealing” these watermarked pics (even though I’m just re-posting a forwarded email)

I’m providing a link to Vizeau.com so that the strictly puritan and lecherous alike can give them some traffic and hopefully some business.

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This one might enhance all the gray hair I’ve got down there!

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I went to their website… I was shocked… Shocked, I tell you!! :-O

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My buns of butter would look awesome in this one!!

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I can see myself in this one for sure!! ;-)

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Not my cup of tea…

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I could sooo strut this one!

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Now these are what I call practical!

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Lots More At Vizeau.com

Family Has Dead Man Standing For His Own Wake…

It was his last wish…

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A man in Puerto Rico died and his family had the mortician embalm him so that he could stand up…. And then they proceeded to have a 3 day wake in their home for him.

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Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, 24 year old Angel Pantoja Medina was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.

Read More HERE  and HERE

Two Trees And A Woodpecker…

It ‘s hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,

‘Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’ The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, ‘It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.’

Now wipe that silly smile off your face.

Newspaper Clippings Sent In By Crystal In FL…

Crystal was bored while waiting out tropical storm Fay…

Beach Balls

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