Food Art…

egg art

Apple Art

cauliflower art

And my favorite…

Watermelon Art

Egg Art1

An Interesting Iceberg… What Do You See?

I’ll Bet This Lady Would Like This One Too!…

cockberg

Tina Fey Has Sarah Palin Down Cold!… Hilarious!

The Aliens Have Landed!

alien boobs

Chynna From CT Sends…

Old Lady Carjacks Wrong Car…

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old lady carjack

This Is An Apartment Building… I Like It!

Alf Over At Corkscrew-Balloon Says This Is An Apartment Building With One Unit Per Floor…

Bangkok apartment

Why Do People Forward This Stuff?!?!…

A Dangerous Case Of Gerbiling…

“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

“I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out “Armageddon”, my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.”

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.”

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

(supposedly in the Los Angles Times 17.07.1996, but it’s an urban legend)

I’m not gonna embarrass the person who sent this… But If’n I don’t get a nice cheesecake by Saturday…