Today’s Insults
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already? - Unknown
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples. – Cynthia Heimel
The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth – pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What’s more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character. – Valerie Solanos
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses. - P.J. O’Rourke
Insults | TheFourEyes September 7, 2007
