Today’s Insults –
“I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born” – Ronald Reagan
“I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.” – Groucho Marx
“He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe” – Anon.
“Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.”- Anon