Today’s Insults

“She’s not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it.” – Bob Fosse

“Some women are BLONDE on their Mother’s side, some from their Father’s side – she is blonde from Peroxide.” – Anon

“Bambi with testosterone.” – Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

This Little Frog’s Got As Much Balls As G.W. Bush And “Shotgun” Cheney Put Together… And About As Much Brains Too.

Stress At Work In Action… Part 2

My question is… What did the copy machine do?

stress part 2

She Bit Off His Lip.. No Provocation… Kiss, Kiss…. Bite!

Woman Charged With Biting Off Man’s Lip

A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend’s lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said. The man and the woman had kissed several times Monday night when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, he told King County sheriff’s deputies.

Laura Roberta Cutler, 44, was charged Wednesday with second-degree domestic-violence assault and ordered held on $75,000 bail.

Deputies were called to the house in White Center, south of Seattle, and found Thomas J. Brummel, 49, on the front porch, much of his lower lip missing and his face and neck covered in blood, (MORE)

Drunk Ladies Doing Their Thing…

We All Know About Men Being Drunk And Disorderly…

Check out how the girls do it!

But… Why the hell they post this stuff on their FaceBook sites is beyond me.