Didn’t We See This Critter On “The Dark Crystal?”

This Is A Real Creature That Lives 10,000 Feet Below The Sea…

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This Is A Garthim From “The Dark Crystal”.

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Dark Crystal

Bernie Mac – 1957 – 2008 – R.I.P.

Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac was one of those comedians that carried on a legacy… He was of that breed of comic that was considered to be “Raw”… The angry cussing, misogynistic, in-your-face, downright hilarious comic that said what we all wanted to say but we’re too damn wussy to do.

I don’t think there’s anyone in the pipeline to carry that torch just yet… So I think Bernie left us too soon. But here’s a tribute that takes us from Bernie’s early days… On through his heyday …And going on down the lineage to the originator…
Warning… None Of These Are Safe For Work… NSFW!!!

Thanks For The Memories Bernie Mac…

Bernie Followed Another Comic That Fit The Mold… And Died Much Too Young… Here’s Robin Harris..

And Then There Was Sam… Kinison That Is...

Even Though I Don’t Include Eddie Murphy In This Pantheon Any More… He Showed A Lot Of Promise Back In The Day…

Of Course … The Undisputed King of The Filthy Mouth Raw Comics… King Richard.

But… There Was An Even Earlier “Raw” Comic… But They Called His Work “Blue”… But He Was Redd…

I’m Sure There Was Some Sly Devil Who Inspired Redd Foxx… But We’d Have To Get Into The Old Party Albums To Talk About Them… But Suffice To Say… These Guys Brought The Raw Version Of Comedy To The Mainstream… And We’re All Less Uptight Because Of Them.

Bernie Mac Was The Latest Of This Line… R.I.P. Bernie…

The Tree Man Of Indonesia…

It’s Amazing the things that can afflict a human being… This poor man is covered with growths that make him look like half man – half tree.


Fortunately… People have stepped forward to help him get some surgery to remove some of the growths….


And Now He’s Getting Better…

See and Read More HERE

Isaac Hayes – 1942-2008… R.I.P.

Issac Hayes

So many people are remembering this man as a cartoon voice actor… But anyone who lived through the 1970′s will know him as a music master of unparalleled talent… An awful lot of today’s musicians owe their sound and style to him… “Hot Buttered Soul” and “To Be Continued” were prizes of my album collection and are sitting in their own playlists in my iTunes collection.

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This Is What “Rap Music” Means To Me…. From Waaaay Before What Is Called Rap Today… 1971

And If You’d Like To Hear “What Ike’s Rap” continues into… Here It Is…

Isaac Hayes – Our Day Will Come
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Here’s “Walk On By” From 1969…

If All You Know Of Issac Hayes is His Voice From “South Park” and The Theme From “Shaft”… You Need To Go HERE

Snow White And The Seven…Uh… Make That Six Dwarves

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To All My Myspace Friends… Read It And Weep…

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More Truth In Advertising…

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Is That Brittney?

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This Site Shows Tokyo After The Apocalypse…

See More HERE

AIDS Awareness… Get It?

Can’t Say I’ve Ever Really Looked At It This Way… But This Works For Me.

AIDS Scorpion

AIDS Spider

Y’all Be Careful Out There This Weekend!

A Real Headhunter….

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Lord Vader’s Imperial Throne…

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The Camel Girl…

Ella Harper was born in Hendersonville, Tennessee in 1873 – Ella was born with an unusual orthopedic condition resulting in knees that bent backwards. The nature of this unusual affliction is exceedingly rare and relatively unknown, however most modern medical types would classify her condition and a very advanced form of congenital genu recurvatum – also known as ‘back knee deformity’. Her unusually bent knees, coupled with her preference of walking on all fours resulted in her moniker of ‘The Camel Girl’.

Camel Girl

In 1886, Ella was the star of W. H. Harris’s Nickel Plate Circus, often appearing accompanied by a camel when presented to audiences and she was a feature in the newspapers of every town the circus visited. Those newspapers touted Ella as ‘the most wonderful freak of nature since the creation of the world’ and that her ‘counterpart never did exist’.

Ella’s Own Words…

‘I am called the camel girl because my knees turn backward. I can walk best on my hands and feet as you see me in the picture. I have traveled considerably in the show business for the past four years and now, this is 1886 and I intend to quit the show business and go to school and fit myself for another occupation.’

It appears that Ella did indeed move on to other ventures and her $200 a week salary likely opened many doors for her. After 1886, no further references to Ella ‘The Camel Girl’ can be found.

Truth In Advertising… If I Saw This Stuff On The Shelf… I’d Buy It.

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This Has Been A Favorite Saying Of Mine For Many Years…

“A Friend Will Help You Move… But A Real Friend Will Help You Move A Body” – TheFourEyes – c.1976

Friends

These types of friend are few and far between… And more precious than gold. 

I Know What I’m Gonna Be For Halloween…

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Hey Pigeon!… Some Days You’re The Dog…

Pidgeon poop bomber

Some Days You’re The Hydrant…

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Hee Hee Hee!

Cameltoes…

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Don’t Have A Camel toe Of Your Own?… Get One Here…

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The “Real” Mona Lisa…

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New McCain Ad… This One Is A WTF!?!?…

I Am Not… Repeat… Am Not A Paris Hilton Fan… But I Don’t Get It… WTF Does This Girl Have To Do With The Campaign?

Most Hated Woman In America?.. Like I Said… WTF?!? This Is Just Sick… I‘m Not Sure I Want The Grumpy Old Bastard Who Yells ” Get The Hell Offa My Lawn You Rotten Kids” At The Neighborhood Kids… As My President… 8 Years With The Current Moron Is Enough

You Just Lost My Vote Johnny.

Paris Hilton Responds To the McCain Ads…

Considering That Mr. McCain Took A Bunch Of Money From Paris’ Family For His Campaign… I’m Surprised She Lets Him Off So Easily… Guess Who I Think Has More Class?


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Another WTF?!?!… John McCain…ODB… Offers Wife Up For Topless Contest For Bikers…

I Can’t Believe That I Backed This Guy Last Time Around… Maybe He’s Just Losing It. Here… He Volunteers His WIFE To Participate In A Contest That Involves Toplessness… Banana Swallowing … And Pickle Licking.

Johnny…Johnny… What Happened?… Are You So Desperate For Votes That You’d Pander To A Bunch Of Drunk And Debauched Bikers?… By Offering Up Your Wife… WTF?!… Isn’t That Pimping?… And You Ask… “Is He Ready?”

I’m Now Asking… “Are You Able?”

And Here’s What Ms. Buffalo Chip Has To Do To Win

A Scare Hare…

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Condi Gives Her Opinion Of Cheney’s “Assets”

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1 Eleven… The Discount Version Of 7 Eleven…

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