Who Wears The Pants?
Mike was going to be married to Karen. So his father sat him down for a little chat.
Father said, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother” and said, “Here – try these on.”
She did and said, “These are too big. I can’t wear them.”
I replied,” Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.”
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
“Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,”Here – try these on.”
She tried them on and said, “These are too large. They don’ t fit me.”
Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.”
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,”Here- you try on mine.”
He did and said, “I can’t get into your pants.”
Karen said, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.”
Jokes | TheFourEyes September 8, 2008
