An Interesting Iceberg… What Do You See?

I’ll Bet This Lady Would Like This One Too!…

cockberg

Tina Fey Has Sarah Palin Down Cold!… Hilarious!

The Aliens Have Landed!

alien boobs

Chynna From CT Sends…

Old Lady Carjacks Wrong Car…

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This Is An Apartment Building… I Like It!

Alf Over At Corkscrew-Balloon Says This Is An Apartment Building With One Unit Per Floor…

Bangkok apartment

Why Do People Forward This Stuff?!?!…

A Dangerous Case Of Gerbiling…

“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

“I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out “Armageddon”, my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.”

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.”

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

(supposedly in the Los Angles Times 17.07.1996, but it’s an urban legend)

I’m not gonna embarrass the person who sent this… But If’n I don’t get a nice cheesecake by Saturday…

Donald Byrd – Wind Parade – 1975

Music For Your Sunday…


If You’ve Never Heard Any Thing By Or Read Anything About This Guy… HERE’s A Nice Place To Start…

An Exchange Similar To This Took Place At My House…

mom and son

The Boy Is Sill Alive!… I’d Be Dead.

Ever seen a wild bird this close up?.. On The Wing?

Click Me!

Bird spy

Betcha This Pit Bull Would Rather Be Wearing Lipstick…

Dog Meets porcupine

“Porcupines Is No Fun”

Extreme Paparazzi… They’ll Do Anything To Get The Shot…

extreme paparazzi

This Is What He’s Trying To Take A Pic Of…

squirrel split

Some States Require A Passport To Vote?!?!.. This Is Nuts!

From Newsweek…

In Crawford, Indiana…the court upheld an Indiana law essentially requiring a passport or driver’s license in order to vote. But more than two thirds of Indiana adults have no passports and nearly 15 percent have no driver’s licenses. These eligible voters, disproportionately African-American, will need to take a bus or catch a ride from a friend down to the motor vehicles bureau to make sure they obtain a nondriver photo ID. Otherwise, they cannot vote in Indiana this year.

Read More HERE 

Somebody Call OSHA!

dangerous workers

Dangers To You And Your Computer… Hackers…Spam And Murder…

Anti Spam Law Overturned… Spammer Let Loose

 Fake YouTube Video Maker Lets Hackers Into Your Computer

Fake Antispyware Maker Now A Domain Registrar 

This Guy Runs A Company That Will Steal Your Information

Hundreds Of Thousands Of Computers Are Remote Controlled By Gangs… Is Yours One Of Them?

FBI Says People Are Getting Emails That Claim To Be From A Hit Man… He Wants Money To Let You Live. 

Another Fine “Just In Time” Pic…

watermelon boobs

A One In A Million Picture…

 Eject!…Eject!   You Are Looking At The Last Second Of  Existence For $50 Million Worth Of Tax Money…

Ejecting

I’ve Altered A Few Pools In My Day…

Baby pool pee

Now Will You Wear Your Hat Right?…

hat sunburn

Hurricane Ike From Space… Magnificently Deadly.

These Pics Are From The International Space Station…

Click to enlarge…

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When A Rocket Fuel Factory Catches Fire… You Get One REALLY Large Explosion…

In 1988… A welder accidentally set a fire in a plant called PEPCON near Henderson, Nevada. This is where they made the solid fuel for the space shuttles booster rockets. The resulting explosion equaled 100,000 tons of TNT… or the equivalent of a one kiloton nuclear bomb.

    They only had a million dollars worth of insurance.

There was $71 million dollars in damage.

This video was taken from enough miles away so that the sound took a few seconds to reach the microphone.

DamnInteresting has the long version of this story… And It’s A Damn Good Read!

A Snow Sculpture Tribute To 9/11

9_11 Snow sculpture

Lipstick On A Pig… America’s Descent Into Idiocracy…

The newsies all wring their hands and tsk..tsk..tsk about how ridiculous this lipstick on a pig brouhaha is… But they play it up over and over again.

Pig Lipstick

CNN…MSNBC…FOX…ABC…CBS…The friggin BBC for cryin’ out loud!

“Did he?…or Did he not?!?”… More after these messages!

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And the call-ins!.. OMG!! People have worked themselves into a tizzy on both sides of the issue.

Are the people of the United States Of America so dense that they’d buy into the same simplistic, jingoistic… “let’s find somebody to hate ” … drivel that allowed a bunch of juvenile, sociopathic, yet psychologically astute nutjobs to hijack the country’s common sense and wreck the economy … Instigate a war on the wrong country and target the constitution for malicious overhaul?

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I’m pretty much convinced that the stress of worrying over all of the economic stresses (and trying to figure out how much liquid you can carry onto your flight.) has turned the average American brain to mush.

We’ve heard more about Palin and Pigs in the past two weeks than we’ve heard about the 12 or so banks that have failed…Or the Fannie and Freddy debacle. We’re talking Trillions of dollars that the taxpayers are going to be taking responsibility for… And the number one story is about whether or not someone insinuated whether someone else is a pig… For crying out loud!… I’ve heard Ms. Palin called a hell of a lot worse by a whole bunch of people. And I still don’t care. The woman self described as a Pit Bull witth lipstick for Pete’s sake!

Pit Bull with Lipstick

Could it be that someone really…and I mean REALLY doesn’t want us thinking about the economy? Does someone think that we’re really so infantile in our thinking that we’ll forget our mortgage companies and fuel tanks?!? Apparently … The answer is yes.

And if we are.. Do we deserve to be shafted, screwed, skunked, skewered and shylocked? Do we deserve to have the movie Idiocracy become prophetic?

Yup…

dog humps pig

When I Saw This Picture… It Brought Back Painful Memories

Cat balls

Find Out Why HERE 

Something Tells Me This Neighborhood’s Full Of “Colorful” Characters

colored houses

Traffic Signs Tell A Story…

Click to enlarge and read the story these signs tell…

Traffic signs