Tuesday’s Posts Will Be a Bit Late…

Got some technical issues to sort out…

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This Kid REALLY Wants Out!

Wanna Feel The Baby Kick Honey?…

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Green Polar Bears…

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AP- TOKYO — Green polar bears are drawing questions from puzzled visitors at a Japanese zoo.

Three normally white polar bears at Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in central Japan changed their color in July after swimming in a pond with an overgrowth of algae.

The sight of green polar bears has prompted many questions from visitors concerned about whether the animals are sick or carrying mold, zoo official Masami Kurobe said Sunday.

“Visitors seem to be shocked by the color, and we are asked every day why they are so green,” he said.

High temperatures in July and August and less-frequent water changes because of the zoo’s conservation efforts caused an algae growth in the bear pond and safety moat, Kurobe said.

Algae that enters hollow spaces in the bears’ fur is hard to rinse off, he said.

The bears are expected to return to their natural color when the algae growth subsides in November, Kurobe said.

Who Wears The Pants?

Mike was going to be married to Karen. So his father sat him down for a little chat.

Father said, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother” and said, “Here – try these on.”

She did and said, “These are too big. I can’t wear them.”

I replied,” Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.”

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

“Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,”Here – try these on.”

She tried them on and said, “These are too large. They don’ t fit me.”

Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.”

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,”Here- you try on mine.”

He did and said, “I can’t get into your pants.”

Karen said, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.”

Camouflaged Bugs… Can You Find ‘Em?

 A Grasshopper, A Beetle And A Spider… This Is Why I’m Always Getting Bitten And Stung!

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Lots More Beautiful Pics Of Camouflaged Creatures HERE 

World Bodypainting Festival – Korea

Some Pretty Amazing Examples Of Body Painting…

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See More HERE

My Ex Boss…

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You’re Gonna Like WordPerhect…

Check It Out HERE

I’d Like To live On BoraBora In Tahiti…

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Words Of Wisdom…

“Anyone willing to give up liberty in exchange for security deserves neither.” – Benjamin Franklin

“The wise adapt themselves to circumstances, as water molds itself to the pitcher.” – Chinese Proverb

“To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.” – Ancient Chinese Proverb

“You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.” – John Morley

“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.” - Leo Tolstoy

OK… So Maybe It’s Just Me With The Filthy Mind…

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The Accordion Tent… Pretty Nice!

This quick up, light weight, easily packed, modular shelter can be folded into a flat sheet, stacked with hundreds of other for transport, set up by one person, and even zip tied together to make longer or more intricate structures.

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See More.. Read More HERE 

Relax… Take A Break… You Deserve It…

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A Politician Thought Up This Sign… (And Got Funding For It Too!)

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I Wonder What He’ll Look Like At 80…

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I Always Suspected That Birds Had A School For This…

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Need To Take Wednesday Off… Gotta Go Be Poked & Prodded

They’ll pump me full of Versed so I can’t remember what nasty things they’ll do to me…

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And then they’ll reach in as far as they can… Both ends!

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Then they’ll get REALLY busy …

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But I’ve got a tough old hide….

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And I should be just fine!

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See You Thursday!…

Another WTF?!?! Moment… I Like Meat …But This Is A Bit Much..

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Visit The Torture Museum

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You Can Visit The Real Deal HERE

I’m Sure Jeffrey Dahmer Had One Of These As A Kid…

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Maybe So…. But The Cake Looks Delish!!

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Amazing Tree Forms…

The Guy I Bought My House From Could Do This… We Had An Olive Tree That Was Cut Like A Poodle… It Looks Like A Regular Tree Now…

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Ever Have One Of These Days?..

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Fast Food Kabobs…

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How About Furry Pigs?…

Looks Like Someone Crossed Pigs With Sheep…

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