An Email from my Sister – in – Law

From: crystal

Date: June 15, 2007 10:00:28 AM MST

Subject: FW: Stupid People

Thought you might get a kick out of this…some of these are pretty funny!

Crystal

thong
Don’t show it off if you can’t wear it correctly.
ladders
Yeah, this is safe.

for sale

Spray-painting the side of your house
does not increase its perceived value.

leash
Ever heard of a leash?
keyboard
One sign that you’re spending too much time at the computer.

colon
Couldn’t they have worded this differently?

goth girl
Carolyn felt like she never quite fit in amongst the goth crowd.

gay
Great follow-up sign.

skirt
Maybe this was her favorite skirt. Or, maybe she’s
crying tears of relief that she wore panties today?

doghnuts
The smiley face is a nice touch.

rapist
And the news room goes silent…

bear
You have to love how no one has seen him yet …

beer cans
Steady sleeper.

elvis
There are just some things you can’t un-see

AND FINALLY…

Horse Dick