Los Cuatro Ojos

I want an iPhone!

Of course I want an iPhone!  Everybody I know wants an iPhone…. But am I getting an iPhone?…. Nooooo!  “Too expensive!”   This from the wife who usually snarls… ” You’ll get what you want anyway!”  But this time she means it.  It’s my own fault too… I laid out the logic of waiting during a conversation on microwave ovens and dvd players a couple of months back.

.Well… They were expensive when they first came out … right?  Now you can get a new one for cheaper than the examination fee at the repair shop.   Never impart knowledge… It’ll come back and bite you when you least expect it… So I’ll wait…  Maybe 6 months… We’ll see what happens… But am I going to go play with one Friday evening?

You Betcha!!

Today’s Insults

If ignorance were a disability, he’d get the full pension. – Joe from Tucson

I’ll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. – ThaiVisa

What have we here: a man or a fish, dead or alive ? – Shakespeare

You have a good and kind soul. It just doesn’t match the rest of you. – Norm Papernick

Quotable Quotes

• We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they’ve got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
• Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
• You’re only as young as the last time you changed your mind.
• The universe is an intelligence test.
• Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.

 All Quotes Courtesy of – Timothy Leary