Peru Celebrates Tasty Guinea Pigs

 I’ve actually eaten guinea pig… It’s called cuy and it’s quite good… Tastes like dark meat chicken… REALLY!!

guinea pig


Crop Circles

This is a crop circle…

crop circle

This is Your Crop Circle on Drugs…

crazy crop

From Eddy in FL

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?  We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “you don’t know Jack Schitt!”   Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt… Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, Married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.   They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.   The deeply religious couple produced six children:  Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt…  Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout… After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced… Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name…  She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock… Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous diposition named Chicken Schitt…  Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony…  The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials…  The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse…  Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world…  He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

NOW, when someone says, “you don’t know Jack Schitt,” you can correct them.

Crock O. Schitt

Today’s Insults

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost. – unknown

Here’s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change! – anon

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you? – anonymous

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? – unknown

I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass. – Bill Mahr