This is a good one… Thanks Alf

Even though this is a real clipping from a real newspaper… Some folks don’t believe it.

Some folks think it’s a joke… Some folks back her up.

 (You be the Judge)

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Today’s Insults

You are a preposterously revolting misdemeanant and a maladjusted, mucous-eating cesspool of putrid effluvium. – unknown

You are a monstrously licentious scoundrel and a vacuous, dandruff-eating display of indecency. – unknown

You are a monstrously subliterate swine and a ludicrous, bug-eyed arbitrary dereliction of genetics. – unknown

When it comes to I.Q. points, you lose some every time you go to the bathroom.  – anonymous

I wish I’d known this before I got married.

A Nietzsche-quoting judge said a promise penned in blood by a businessman was not an enforceable contract. Superior Court Judge Corey S. Cramin ruled Monday that Stephen Son could not be forced to repay Kim Jin-soo more than $140,000 that Kim provided to Son’s companies, not to Son himself.Son punctured his finger and drafted the promise in a restaurant after his companies accepted cash from Kim but failed to turn a profit.

Son was not required to guarantee those transactions, the judge said.

“Blood is the worst of all testimonies to the truth,” Cramin said, paraphrasing German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche.


Don’t Mess With Texas?!?

Murphy, Texas

A sting in which police teamed up with “Dateline NBC” to catch online pedophiles was supposed to send a flinty-eyed, Texas-style warning about this Dallas suburb: Don’t mess with Murphy.

Instead, it has turned into a fiasco.

One of the 25 men caught in the sting – a prosecutor from a neighboring county – committed suicide when police came to arrest him. The Murphy city manager who approved the operation lost his job in the ensuing furor.

And the district attorney is refusing to prosecute any of the men, saying many of the cases were tainted by the involvement of amateurs.


G.W. Bush as R. M. Nixon

Bush Won’t Supply Subpoenaed Documents

President Bush, in a constitutional showdown with Congress, claimed executive privilege Thursday and rejected demands for White House documents and testimony about the firing of U.S. attorneys.

His decision was denounced as “Nixonian stonewalling” by the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

Bush rejected subpoenas for documents from former presidential counsel Harriet Miers and former political director Sara Taylor. The White House made clear neither one would testify next month, as directed by the subpoenas.

Presidential counsel Fred Fielding said Bush had made a reasonable attempt at compromise but Congress forced the confrontation by issuing subpoenas. “With respect, it is with much regret that we are forced down this unfortunate path which we sought to avoid by finding grounds for mutual accommodation.”