This is Such a Time Waster!!!


Jesus Christ – Democrat or Republican ?

How about Libertarian?… Anarchist?

Apparently there’s lots of people that are pretty sure he votes in their district… I just want to know if he’s even registered to vote in the first place!… I’m pretty sure that he hasn’t voted in the last few elections… Maybe his absentee ballot got lost.

Do We Really Need Spellcheck?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg_The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.

Today’s Insults

She’s so cold…Her period comes in cubes.- unknown

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. - unknown

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home. Groucho Marx

One of My Favorite Cartoons

I’ve asked myself so many times… “What were these people smoking?!”… This depiction of Cheney and Wolfowitz hits the nail on the head.