Information, Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes July 24, 2007 | 
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Hell of a Headstone!
Look at only the first letter of each line… What does it spell?
This stone is located in the Notre-Dame-des-Neiges Cemetery, Montreal. Who penned this unusual epitaph and why is not known. But the Montreal Mirror found the man who engraved the headstone, but were only able to determine that the guy’s (who’s burried) ex-wife and mistress came in together and ordered the stone. They said that it was a thing between the three of them. So think twice before you cheat your wife! (Note: this story was confirmed by snopes)
Today’s Insults
You couldn’t get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. – unknown
Your momma’s teeth are so yellow cars slow down when she smiles. – anonymous
You are a frightfully parasitic dreck and a malodorous, all-defiling leaking carbuncle on the posterior of a Beauty Queen. - anon
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. – Victor Borge
