Today’s Insults –

“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.”- Oliver Herford

“A wife of 40 should be like money… You should be able to change her for two 20′s”- Me!

“She tells enough white lies to ice a cake” - Dorothy Parker

“She’s got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together.” - John Cantu

“My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said “About a mile” - Anon

I’ve got a 20 year anniversary next week.

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Things that make you go… HMMMmmm?

In Memoriam

We lost one of our Mastiffs yesterday. Her name was Stella… But she answered to Star.

Star

Given that we’d tick dipped her 3 days ago… I wondered if she had a bad reaction. She was fine the night before she passed. The others seem ok.

She was a good dog… We’d given her as a gift to my mom a few years ago… Then when mom relocated back east … We ended up with her. We bred her once a few years ago. She wasn’t a good mom… didn’t have the maternal instinct.   But what she did have in abundance was sweetness… Lovable and sweet are the words most associated with her. It’s hard to lose one of these beasties… Ask any Mastiff person… She surprised us with a litter early this year. She hadn’t been in heat for years. We kept the only two pups from that litter.

I’m glad we did.
My Hounds

Star standing between her mom and dad.

Star is second from Left with her tongue sticking out..