
“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius (and a lot of courage) to move in the opposite direction.”
“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
” Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.”
“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.”- Oliver Herford”
A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two 20′s”- Anon
“She tells enough white lies to ice a cake” - Dorothy Parker
“She’s got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together.” – John Cantu
“My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said “About a mile” “- Anon
This website aims to provide you with Maps and Directions of famous filming locations, giving you the ability to go and see these locations for yourself. The website has been around now for just over a year, we currently have 131 Movies/TV Shows in our database with a combined total of 276 filming locations for you to visit. Each location includes a map, an address and a link to see the filming location in Google Earth if you have it installed on your Computer…. ENJOY!!
You are a frightfully foolish reprobate and a flaccid, flea-infested sexual assaulter of barnyard animals. - Anon
You are a frightfully obtuse dunce and a vacuous, simple-minded deplorable calamity of birth. - Unknown
You are a grievously lascivious derelict and a perverted, chronically flatulent presumptious perjorative prattler. - Anonymous
It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying. - unknown
I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. – Anonymous
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. – Me!
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. - Anon

There is no record that Jesus ever laughed.
If any of The FourEyes Readers can refute this… Please shoot me an email…
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If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already? - Unknown
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples. – Cynthia Heimel
The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth – pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What’s more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character. – Valerie Solanos
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses. - P.J. O’Rourke
Royal Raymond Rife (May 16, 1888 – August 5, 1971) became known for his claim of finding a 100% effective cure for terminal cancer and many other diseases by means of his “beam ray” device, which was supposed to work by means of causing pathogens to vibrate in resonance with an induced frequency. http://www.navi.net/~rsc/rifebook.htm Information pertaining to the construction of some of Rife’s original instruments is lacking. After his death his name became associated with an increasing number of devices used in alternative medicine research and practice.
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“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
“We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves.
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange it with the undertaker.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, “Gentlemen.” Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
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I still can’t walk on my own yet… But I’ll heal better at home than anywhere else… Look for a good post in a day or so.
About the Story
In 1883, a Jerusalem merchant claimed to have purchased from a Bedouin an unusual text found in a cave near the Dead Sea. He was on the verge of selling it to the British Museum for £1 million when he was denounced as a fraud.
Disgraced and destitute, he committed suicide. His artifact was lost to history.
Generations later, the forgotten man holds the key to a Jerusalem bombing and a 2,000-year-old mystery. Read more …
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
If I ever need a brain transplant, I’d choose yours because I’d want a brain that had never been used.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide!
This is a very good article. 
Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart
attacks. The Chinese and
Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we
adopt their drinking habit while eating.
For those who like to drink
cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of
cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff
that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this
“sludge” reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the
intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn
into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup
or warm water after a meal.