“She’s not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it.” – Bob Fosse
“Some women are BLONDE on their Mother’s side, some from their Father’s side – she is blonde from Peroxide.” – Anon
“Bambi with testosterone.” – Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
Insults | TheFourEyes November 8, 2007 | 
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A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend’s lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said. The man and the woman had kissed several times Monday night when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, he told King County sheriff’s deputies.
Laura Roberta Cutler, 44, was charged Wednesday with second-degree domestic-violence assault and ordered held on $75,000 bail.
Deputies were called to the house in White Center, south of Seattle, and found Thomas J. Brummel, 49, on the front porch, much of his lower lip missing and his face and neck covered in blood, (MORE)
We All Know About Men Being Drunk And Disorderly…
Check out how the girls do it!
But… Why the hell they post this stuff on their FaceBook sites is beyond me.
The folks over at Corkscrew-Balloon show us a few pics of a young woman who went back and became a patron for her old elementary school in Thailand… What the folks at the school are doing is pretty admirable too.
Information | TheFourEyes November 7, 2007 |
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He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. – unknown
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost. – unknown
I bet your mother has a loud bark! – anonymous
I don’t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture should eat. – anon
Dirt that originated in French volcanoes has the potential to kill up to 99 per cent of colonies of bugs like MRSA and E coli within 24 hours, say scientists.
The researchers believe that agricur, found in the Massif Central mountain range, may pave the way for the creation of antibiotics to which superbugs have no resistance.
They said that the clay was found to wipe out bug colonies in a day during laboratory experiments. They also revealed that control samples of MRSA, which were not treated with agricur, grew 45-fold over the same period.
Other deadly bacteria such as salmonella and a flesh-eating disease called buruli, which is a relative of leprosy, were killed by the clay during the experiments.
Think about this the next time you’re throwing pencils at the wimpy guy in the cubicle next door!
Cool Stuff, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Uncategorized, Videos | TheFourEyes November 6, 2007 |
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The Croatian tunnel drivers take the cake… How much booze would you have to drink to try some of these moves?
What do you mean, which one?
For those of you who are unsure about your current faith or belief system, we offer a viable alternative. We would like to introduce the newest breakthrough in contemporary religion… Introducing…
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In 1998… When Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold were divorcing, and were fighting a war of words in the press… Roseanne said something about Tom having a small penis, Tom responded thusly:
“Even a 747 would look small if it was landing in the Grand Canyon.”
Insults | TheFourEyes November 5, 2007 |
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Object Number Recovered Glass or ceramic Bottle or jar 32 Bottle with attached rope 1 Glass or cup 12 Light bulb 7 Tube 6 Food Apple 1 Banana 2 Carrot 4 Cucumber 3 Onion 2 Parsnip 1 Plantain (with condom) 1 Potato 1 Salami 1 Turnip 1 Zucchini 2 Wooden Ax handle 1 Stick or broom handle 10 Miscellaneous or unspecified 3 Sexual Device Vibrator 23* Dildo 15 Kitchen device Dull knife 1 Ice pick 1 Knife sharpener 1 Mortar pestle 2 Spatula (plastic) 1 Spoon 1 Tin cup 1 Miscellaneous tools
Candle 1 Curling Iron 1 Flashlight 3 Iron rod 1 Pen 2 Rubber tube 1 Screwdriver 1 Toothbrush 1
This really despicable chick posted an eBay auction for two cellphones, with a complete, detailed description of the items, except at the bottom she added in fine print “For photo only.” A woman and her daughter won the auction for about $450 and were mailed two printer copy images of the phones the phones they thought they were purchasing. They contacted the seller, who laughed at them and told them to take them to court, and then thanked them for the shopping spree. Unbelievable, right? See It HERE
The House of Los Cuatro Ojos has suffered a devastating loss…
Army… Our Alpha Female Mastiff passed away on Friday, November 2, 2007.
Army… Most Loved Of All Dogs… Protector Of Our Home… Mother of Our Line… Killer Of The Chickens… Terrorizer Of The Turkeys… Tormentor Of Debbie… Maker Of Holes In Fences… She Who Ran The Yard… Eater Of The Neighbors Cats… Boss Dog… Lover Of Navy… Scourge Of The Fig Tree… She For Whom The Fines Are Paid… Wrecker Of Couches… She Who Outsmarts The Master… Faithful and Loving Beastie… The Mama Dog… Leader Of The Pack.
Daddy’s Snauf. 1998-2007
Information, Uncategorized | TheFourEyes November 2, 2007 |
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And Me Too After Falling For The Mountain Dew Thing!!
We tried the glowing Mountain Dew trick last night… It failed and sucked miserably!!!
So here is the real deal at (Snopes.com)
And Here Is What REALLY Happens!!
Mountain Dew Glow HOAX – Watch more free videos
Somebody Smack Em!!
Information, Just Plain Silly, Videos | TheFourEyes November 1, 2007 |
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Cuy (Coo – Wee) by the way is Guinea Pig… It’s a big deal in parts of South America… It’s quite tasty… Tastes just like rabbit… which tastes just like … Chicken!
There’s a good recipe on (This Site)
WARNING!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!!
GRAPHIC AND DISTURBING!! Now you really want to watch it… Don’t you?
Just when you thought there was no innovation left in the car industry, Japan comes out with the Pivo2 to change your direction on thinking… And your direction while driving.
This video shows off some of it’s moves, right to left and front to back… The end of the tight space scrape.
And there’s More…
