I’m Not Sure I Really Want To Know What’s Going On Here… Any Guesses?

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Donkey Seems To Be A Little Apprehensive Too!

Another Chinese Innovation… Bagged Beer… Not Sure How You’d Drink It Other Than With A Straw…

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Michelin Man As Buddha… Somebody’s Got Talent!!

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Dunkin Donuts Are Heavenly… Every American Cop Knows This To Be True…

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Just Like Grandma Used To Make…

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Short Term Memory Test… Hope You Don’t Fail It As Miserably As I Did…


This Painting Brings Back So Many Memories… USS Spadefish…


The Painting Caused Me To Begin Reminiscing And Pull Up Some More Memories…

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Not Many People Get To See A Submarine From This Perspective…

Ohio Roll Out w me

The Blurry Figure Inside The Yellow Square Is Me… Really!!

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Guys Like Me Get A Sick Feeling To See Something Like This …

These “Creatures” All Started Out As Human Beings… Not Too Long Ago…. They Would Have Been Killed On Sight… We’ve Come A Long Way!

Courtesy Of DeputyDog.com


Kala Kawai has 67 piercings and 75 % of his body is tattooed so it’s a good job he chose a career in body modification, running his own studio in hawaii. he has stretched the holes in his earlobes to 4 inches, inserted various silicon implants on his head, can screw metal spikes into the top of his skull, has a split tongue and generally looks extremely frightening. also worth bearing in mind is that he split his own tongue using dental floss and did all his own piercings.


With a name like ‘unstoppable’ you’d be stupid to give up on the modifications after a couple of earrings. this guy has surely the largest nostrils in the western world (if you look closely i’m almost certain you can see his brain) plus a huge array of other ‘body mods’ to his name including scars cut into his cheeks and forehead, a split tongue, domes implanted under the skin of his forehead and many many more. to see the complete list go here. to see a harrowing, nsfw photo of mr unstoppable’s private parts, click here.


First place was always gonna go to 44 yr old Dennis Avner, aka Stalking Cat. I remember a few years ago watching a documentary about him and nearly crying when his face appeared for the first time, my brain simply wasn’t able to process the sight. he looks like a cross between jocelyn wildenstein and the beast from the old beauty & the beast tv programme… And he’s gone the whole hog in terms of body modification: tattoos, silicon implants on his face, pointed teeth, surgically pointed ears, piercings, attachable whiskers, claws, a bifurcated top lip and even an animatronic tiger’s tail. he says he’s been going through these procedures for the past 20 years because he grew up in a native american tribe and his belief in their customs drove him to transform into his totem animal – the tiger.

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