Think Gasoline Is Expensive?

  1. Diet Snapple @ 16 oz $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon

  2. Lipton Ice Tea @ 16 oz $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon

  3. Gatorade @ 20 oz $1.59 = $10.17 per gallon

  4. Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice @ 16 oz $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon

  5. Brake Fluid @ 12 oz $3.15 = $33.60 per gallon

  6. Vick’s Nyquil @ 6 oz $8.35 = $178.13 per gallon

  7. Pepto Bismol @ 4 oz $3.85 = $123.20 per gallon

  8. Whiteout @ 0.7 oz $1.39 = $25.42 per gallon

  9. Evian water @ 9 oz $1.49 = $21.19 per gallon!$21.19 for filtered WATER

  10. Inkjet Printer Ink @ 0.5 oz $7.00 = $1792.00 per gallon

  11. Bud Light @$8.99 per 12 pack =$7.99 per gallon

Feel Better Now?

No Reason… Just Happy…

Dancing Cat

The Magic Room…

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father , not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son . .
“Go get your mother.”

Amen Brother…

marriage thunder

Oil At $127 A Barrel…

bend over gas

Was Your Work Week Like This?

This Is Me In The Morning…

give a damn

This Is Me All Day…

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This Is Me By Evening…,

head banger

Soooo…

parental advisory

I Didn’t Know Boobies Could Take That Shape!

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