Handy Tips To Solve Any Problem… From Arnie In TX.

1.  boiling water If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2.  finger  Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. toilet  Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using  the sink.
4. bleed  For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins… Remember to use a timer.

5. mouse trap  A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. laxative  If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you’ll be afraid to cough.

7. duct tape  You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t  move and should, use the WD-40… If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
8. hammer  If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

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