Today’s Insults –

“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.”- Oliver Herford

“A wife of 40 should be like money… You should be able to change her for two 20′s”- Me!

“She tells enough white lies to ice a cake” - Dorothy Parker

“She’s got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together.” - John Cantu

“My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said “About a mile” - Anon

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