Today’s Insults
I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass. – My Wife
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it. - Denise
I bet your mother has a loud bark! - Anon
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? – Barbara from Tucson
I don’t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. – Me!