Today’s Insults

You couldn’t get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. – unknown

Your momma’s teeth are so yellow cars slow down when she smiles. – anonymous

You are a frightfully parasitic dreck and a malodorous, all-defiling leaking carbuncle on the posterior of a Beauty Queen. - anon

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. – Victor Borge

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