Today’s Insults
You couldn’t get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. – unknown
Your momma’s teeth are so yellow cars slow down when she smiles. – anonymous
You are a frightfully parasitic dreck and a malodorous, all-defiling leaking carbuncle on the posterior of a Beauty Queen. - anon
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. – Victor Borge
Insults | TheFourEyes July 24, 2007
