Candidates For The 2008 Election At Work…

This Is Pretty Much What The Winners Will Inherit… For The Life Of Me… I Can’t Figure How Anybody Would Want To Be In Charge Of The Mess That The Next Four Years Will Be…

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Adolf Hitler’s Farting Problem Might Have Led To Germany Losing The War…

Hitler wanted to control the world. But he couldn’t even control his flatulence.

Guests at the Berghof, Hitler’s private chalet in the Bavarian Alps, must have endured some unpleasant odors in the otherwise healthful mountain air.

It may sound like a Woody Allen scenario, but medical historians are unanimous that Adolf was the victim of uncontrollable flatulence. Spasmodic stomach cramps, constipation and diarrhea, possibly the result of nervous tension, had been Hitler’s curse since childhood and only grew more severe as he aged. As a stressed-out dictator, the agonizing digestive attacks would occur after most meals: Albert Speer recalled that the Führer, ashen-faced, would leap up from the dinner table and disappear to his room.

This was an embarrassing problem for a ruthless leader of the Third Reich.

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hitler“Who Smelt It Dealt It”

Wanna See How A Man Is Transformed Into A Female?.. In Graphic Detail?

WARNING!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!

EXTREMELY GRAPHIC! THESE ARE PICS OF AN ACTUAL TRANSGENDER OPERATION… DO NOT GO THERE IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH… OR A PRUDE!!

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Operation Pics Taken By The Doctor As He Did The Operation.

Post Op Pics Taken By The Subject… Anna.

Anna is a Brit who has documented her transformation from a man to a woman in great detail… Even if you don’t agree with a person’s decision to do such a thing… It is an interesting testament to the lengths that a person will go to to take control of their life… It’s clear that courage is not something that Anna lacks.

Picking Up A Little Something At The Swap Meet… He Should Boil It Before He Tries It Out…

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Looks Like He’s Throwing In The Pump!

This Potato Is For The Lady In The Next Post Down….

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Oh… My… God…What Happened To This Poor Thing?!?!… The First Time I Saw This I Got Diarrhea…

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I know I will die soon – I am not afraid – But I don’t want to die like this…Is This A Hoax?..HMmmmm…

15 Year Old Virgin With Leukemia Wants To Get Laid Before He Dies…

Jason MorganHi, name is Jason Morgan, I’m 15 and I live in Boston, Massachusetts, USA. I was diagnosed with leukemia when I was 11 years old, and since it’s spread to my lymph nodes and spine, there is no chance that I will be cured. Before I die, I want to know the touch of a woman. I don’t want to die a virgin and I can’t do it without your help.

I have arranged through my parish to take a trip to Hedonism, a Caribbean resort that offers the intimate company of attractive young women for a fair, all inclusive price. This may be my only option right now and it’s what I keep going for. It’s not expensive, but I have to have a medical support crew with me. I can’t fly on a regular airplane, I have to fly by Medevac, and that’s how come I need your help.

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James Bond Gun… No Bullets… No Noise

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How Small Is Our Earth?

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Japanese Mom’s Modeling Their Daughter’s School Uniforms… What Next?!?

Apparently this is some kind of a regular tv show… These women are in their 30′s & 40′s… Their Daughters are middle and high schoolers… Which one do you think passes most closely for a school girl? You can actually Vote at the site… The video starts with Mom#2 … But Mom #1 shows up about 2 minutes in.

  • Mom # 1 is 41
  • Mom # 2 is 41
  • Mom # 3 is 40
  • Mom # 4 is 31
  • Mom # 5 is 35
  • Mom #6 is 46

The Last Thing He Sees…

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SWISS parents are being told they should help children masturbate… Wait A Minute!… HUH?!?!

Somebody Tell Me That This Is A Friggin’ Hoax!!!

A controversial booklet called Korper, Liebe, Doktorspiele (”body, love, doctor games”) which was first handed out in Germany but later recalled has now appeared in Switzerland.

Available from the Kinderschutz Schweiz, an independent Swiss organisation for the prevention of sexual violence, it includes advice on massaging the sexual organs of children aged between one and three.

In Germany public prosecutors investigated but took no action after they received complaints from mothers who branded the pamphlet a “call for child abuse”.

The so-called “guidebook for parents for children’s sexual education from ages 1-3” urged parents to “combine the necessities with the amenities”, as a German saying goes, “by tickling, petting, caressing and kissing the child in various places when cleaning it”.

Another passage reads: “The vagina and particularly the clitoris attract almost no attention through naming and tender touching (neither by father nor mother) and thus make it hard for girls to develop pride for their sexuality.

A massive outcry by parents groups – and a police probe led to the booklet being recalled in Germany.

Now it has emerged again in Switzerland and critics are demanding authorities ban it.

A spokesman for the Swiss office for social insurance a federal organisation that oversees social and family policies said: “We were quite baffled to read the tips in this book. We have asked the responsible organisations to check the contents of the guide.”

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I can’t read much German… But I think THIS is the brochure…

After reading more on this subject… I’m more convinced than ever that I did the right thing by buying a shotgun when my daughter was 3 months old… I suspect that any father who’d want to caress his own little girl’s girlie bits will have no qualms about going after my little girl…

Come around My house with that pamphlet and I’ll massage you with #4 buckshot, you SOB!~

LCO Has Been Promoted! You Are Now A “Genius” If You Read This Blog…

We were at “College Level” back on January 27th… Now You’re a “Genius”… Not that you can tell by the next couple of posts!!

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Another Take On The Immigration Debate…

Did You Ever Have A Dream Like This?…

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Airport Noise Lifts Blood Pressure As You Sleep…

I live near an airport… They spent $30,000 to soundproof my house… I guess it was cheaper than a lawsuit.

Aircraft noise can boost your blood pressure while you’re asleep, say researchers who show that living near an airport isn’t just irritating, it can also be unhealthy.

The louder the noise, the higher a person’s blood pressure went, a finding that suggests people who live near airports may have a greater risk of health problems, says Dr Lars Jarup, who led the study.

High blood pressure can lead to stroke, heart failure, heart attack and kidney failure. It affects more than a billion adults worldwide.

“Living near airports where you have exposure to night-time aircraft noise is a major issue,” says Jarup, an environmental health researcher at Imperial College London.

The European Commission-funded study is published online in the European Heart Journal.

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I’ve Always Been Open Minded… But I Don’t Like Homersexuals…

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My Wife… PMS Day #4

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Credit Card Debt… This Should Air On Every Channel 12 Times A Day…

Dracula Evicted…

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I’m Old Enough To Have Experienced Everything Down To The Fifth Row…

I’m sooo glad that AIDS wasn’t a concern when I was running wild…  There wasn’t anything out there that a shot of penicillin couldn’t take care of…

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Lighthouses…

I’ve always liked lighthouses… I used to play in an old abandoned one when I was a kid… Here are a few different ones from around the world courtesy of deputy-dog.com

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enishima jp

jumet fr

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A Heart Shaped Valentine From The House Of LCO To You…

 A Girl With A Heart!

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What Kind Of Monster Did This Come From?

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From Japan… Human Special Effects Video… Thought I’d Posted This Before… Oh Well!!