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Moonshine Whiskey… I’m Gonna Drink Some This Weekend…

Buddy of mine had a visit from the hills of North Carolina… Got himself two quarts of the good stuff.  This weekend promises to be… interesting.  Haven’t had any real ‘shine since my step uncle Dick from the hills outside of Birmingham, Alabama passed on.

I can’t handle the Mexican Moonshine called “Bacanora” … I get totally sh*t faced on  two shots of  the stuff my Yaqui Indian friends bring up from around Hermosillo… Of course… Since 2000… You can buy the stuff legally.. Takes the fun out of it.

Years ago… Before the Gulf War days… I worked in the Middle East; Where we’d occasionally get our hands on a local hooch called Sidiqui at the risk of public flogging and worse… Not bad stuff… If you like drinking kerosene.

Here’s a place you can get a recipe and instructions if you want to try your hand… If you do and don’t go blind … Drop me a line and we’ll make arrangements to get me a small sample!

Let’s Give This Little Gem The Good Parent’s Seal Of Approval…

 Kaba Kick?!?   Kaba Kick?!?!   Kaba Kick???!!?!   Somebody Needs Their Ass Kicked!!

I’m Thinkin’ Even The Biggest Of Morons Would Slap Whoever Brought One Of These For Their Kid… But Then I Noticed The Language After English… Isn’t This The Same Language The “Stimulate Your Daughter’s Clitoris” Manual Is Written In?

At Some Point… The Stupidity Level Is Gonna Reach Critical Mass And The Earth Is Gonna Open Up And Swallow Us.

I Admit… I Still See A Handsome Devil Staring Back At Me…(No Speedo Though!)

‘Nuf Said?

Oh Me, Oh My!!

How Long Did It Take You To Notice It’s A Guy?…

The Coldest Place In The Universe…

Where’s the coldest spot in the universe? Not on the moon, where the temperature plunges to a mere minus 378 Fahrenheit. Not even in deepest outer space, which has an estimated background temperature of about minus 455°F. As far as scientists can tell, the lowest temperatures ever attained were recently observed right here on earth.

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Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Parole Board… I Am Ready To Become A Productive Member Of Society…