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Nutball Talking Head Bill Kristol Says “White Women Are The Problem” On Fox News…

The FOX “All Stars” on Sunday 2/3/08

Bill Kristol argued that Clinton would not be a valuable vice presidential pick because she lacks support beyond the “Democratic establishment and white women.”

The “establishment” can be ignored, Kristol argued, but “white women are a problem.” He added, “But we all live with them.”

“Not me,” said Juan Williams.

Brit Hume chimed in, “For the record, I like white women.”

“I know, I shouldn’t have said that,” Kristol concluded.

Ya Think!?!?! … Apparently Bill doesn’t have to go home to a white woman… I suspect the only reason the white woman sitting next to him didn’t clunk him one was because she was having a stroke at the time… That’s the way to keep the conservatives on point Billy… Alienate a bit more than half of the population of the US of friggin “A”… We know he likes Ann Coulter though… That just goes to my theory that she ain’t a she.

Since this guy got hired by the new york times… He’s really gotten full of himself… The first column he wrote at the Times made the editor say… “It was a mistake to hire him.” Read and listen to him with a eye over your shoulder… Especially if there’s any white women in the room!

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Circumcise Yourself… In Four Easy Steps…

 Do It Yourself Instructions From The Good Folks At Landover Baptist Church!

1 Boob Job, No Tuck… Sent By Crystal In FL…

THE COST OF LOOKING GOOD:

Earrings: $20
Make Up: $60
Tattoo: $150
Boob Job: $6000

Forgetting To Tuck In Your Nuts… Priceless

Another Goodie From Crystal!

The following will probably amaze and startle you…

• One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

• Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

• Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

• A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen

• Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

 Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

(No kidding, all of the above is true…)

Of course… too much water may have strange side effects. …

Some Funny Forum Posts About Language Differences…

As An Old Expat… I Like To Hang Out With Folks That Share The Same Experiences…  These come from an old forum over at ThaiVisa for guys that are involved with Thai women and the “funny things that the girls say” … Somebody re-opened the thread  and we got started again… This is a good place to take a peek over there…

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On the day before our engagement party, she was talking about how she would have to do that day to get ready. She said to me, “you know, before I engage you, I must go spend morning in saloon. (salon)”

Cute thing number two: she was fixing dinner and I asked her what she was making, she said, “chimp.” I was horrified. I’ve eaten some strange things in Thailand though, so decided to just go with the flow and sat down to wait for my meal of fried monkey. Was very grateful when I was served shrimp.

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I heard the GF muttering and complaining one morning in the bedroom. In response to my question she said “I cannot get back to sleep”. “So what?”.

Apparently she’d had a dream that she’d ordered food, it had arrived and been paid for but then she’d woken up. She was desperate to get back to sleep so she could eat it!

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We used to live in the US and my mother really loved my wife. I think it was her innocense and honesty my mother liked. One day my mother telephoned and my wife answered. Mother, “Hello dear, is Tom home?”. Wife, ” yes, he’s in the bathroom, sh*tting”. Then, one evening, we went to visit my mother. We said we had been to the Lao temple that day. My mother asked my wife, “What do you do at the temple?” My wife said, “I do the dishes and talk to the other ladies and Tom smokes pot with one of the monks”.

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One day, my wife’s number 2 son wouldn’t stop crying for hours. I asked her what the problem was. She said this with a completely straight face….

‘Him shit too much, now him ass hurt’.

I didn’t stop laughing all night.

Notice That This Is A Female Pencil Sharpener?…

Let’s Set A good Example in front of the little ones ladies!

Two Barbaric Bitches Fight It Out in Front of Little Kids

The worst part is that some of the kids are actually cheering the beasts on. I feel sad.

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Ann Coulter Says She Will Vote For Hillary! Hell Hath Frozen Over!! The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Are Riding!!

Either that.. Or somebody slipped me a loaded brownie…