Bill ‘n Hill… They’ve Got History…

bill n hill

So… I Like This Picture… Wanna Make Something Of It?!?!

suicide bear

Gunman Pushing Throught The Door… My Question Is… What’s Up With The Camera Guy?

If I Was The Camera Guy… I don’t Think I’d Have Gotten The Shot…

gun at the door

Like Tattoos… Here’s Lots Of ‘Em…

Everlasting Tattoo

Test Your Website In A Whole Bunch Of Browsers At One Time…

Got a website or blog?… Ever wonder how it looks on different systems and different browsers?  This site lets you pick from almost all existing systems and all exsisting browsrs and goes out and takes screen shots of how whatever site you type in looks on that system.

 Very Cool! 

Browsershots.org 

Apparently Black Backgrounds On Websites Use Less Electricity… Someone Has Figured Out How Much Could Be Saved If Google’s Page Was Black…

EcoIron

There’s A Site Dedicated To This Cause Also… Blackle.com

We’re Back!

oh hi!

A Day At The Beach In China…

china beach

Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter!… We Know What You’re Thinking!… Shame On You!

flexigirl

ArtPad… Doodle Away!

ArtPad

Want To Encrypt Anything?… Try This…

T r u e C r y p t

Free open-source disk encryption software for Windows Vista/XP , Mac OS X, and Linux

Why I Fired My Admin Assistant…

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went
downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy birthday!”,
and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday”.

I thought… well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast
and didn’t say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my Admin, Laura said, “Good morning boss, happy birthday!”

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock and then Laura knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s
such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your birthday, let’s go out to lunch, just you and me”.

I said, “Thanks Laura, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”

We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a
little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Laura said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day… We don’t
need to go back to the office, do we?”

I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?”

She said, “Let’s go to my apartment”… Woo Hoo I Thought!

After arriving at her apartment Laura turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m
going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I’ll be right back”.

“OK”, I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge
birthday cake… followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all
singing “Happy Birthday”.

And I just sat there…

On the couch…

Naked…

Understanding Physics With Animation…Flash Animations for Physics…

This site has flash animations for all kinds of stuff… From “how to read a micrometer” to “how does a cat land on it’s feet?”

Flash Animations for Physics

The Cat’s Handbook… DO NOT LET YOUR CAT SEE YOU READING THIS!…

YOU WOULD BE WELL ADVISED TO ERASE YOUR BROWSER HISTORY AFTER GOING TO THIS WEBSITE… It contains information that your cat would be obliged to kill you over.

  • If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human’s bare foot.
  • When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
  • The humans would have you believe that those lumps under the covers are their feet and hands. They are lying. They are actually Bed Mice, rumored to be the most delicious of all the mice in the world, though no cat has ever been able to catch one. Rumor also has it that only the most ferocious attack can stun them long enough for you to dive under the covers to get them. Maybe YOU can be the first to taste the Bed Mouse!
  • Bright shiny things like keys, brooches, or coins should be hidden so that the other cat(s) or humans can’t play with them. They are generally good for playing hockey with on uncarpeted floors.
  • Any small item is a potential toy. If a human tries to confiscate it, this means that it is a good toy. Run with it under the bed. Look suitably outraged when the human grabs you and takes it away. Always watch where it is put so you can steal it later. Two reliable sources of toys are dresser tops and wastebaskets. There are several types of cat toys.
  • When the humans are eating, make sure you leave the tip of your tail in their dishes when they are not looking.

Read more HERE

Memory Improvement Techniques… How To Remember Anything…

MindTools

These tools help you remember people’s names more effectively, improve your recall of information in exams, increase the speed with which you can learn vocabulary, and help you in situations where you need to remember detailed, structured information.

 

10 Weird Facts…

  1. Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.
  2. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. president to have been born in a hospital?
  3. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19.You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
  4. The Bible has been translated into Klingon.
  5. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  6. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn’t beat  your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
  7. Cat’s urine glows under a blacklight.
  8. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
  9. It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine in Arizona
  10. In Hartford, CT – It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday..

My ISP Blames My Host And Vice Versa… Anyway… I Can’t Upload Sh*T… We Have To Make Do With What I Have On The Server…

wife carrier

head mower

family

geek headstone

europe usa diff

behind you

15 T-Shirts You’d Hate To See On Your Daughter’s Boyfriend…

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Humans: Designed For Fatness… I Like This Article!!

Scientists at an obesity conference in Australia have heard how the human body is designed from the ground up to strongly resist attempts to lose weight… Queensland University appetite regulation and energy balance researcher, Dr Neil King, explained to the conference attendees that our bodies have strong mechanisms to defend against attempts to lose weight, but very weak mechanisms to prevent weight gain. (READ MORE)

fat lady

Speaking Of Fatness… How About Squashing?.. Here’s Video Of A Guy That Gets Off By Having His Really Big Girlfriend Literally … Squash… Him!

Here’s Eddie and Gem. Eddie, is an average-sized dude who has always been into plus-sized — or rather, morbidly obese — women, found his soul mate in Gem, who indulges his fantasy of watching her eat (carbs, in particular), and also engages in “squashing,” which is when she plops down on his body repeatedly, or just lays on top of him, applying large amounts of pressure to his body with her own weight.

squash

Madam C From FL Came Through With Some Goodies While I Wait For My ISP To Fix My Connection Issues… Thanks!

 life jalapenos

panties!

pee sitting

save paper

inflatable preggers

Serious Connection Problems… If I Can’t Upload Anything For Friday… Forgive Me…

warning

babysmokegrow up

MS tech support

wiz of oz shorty

A Few Optical Illusions…

grey spots

red squares

same size circles

white circles

Got Kids?… Here’s 10 Websites Guaranteed To Turn Them Into Nice, Respectable Geeks…

Geek Parenting

geek kid

This Idiot Dissolved Capsules Of Medicine And Injected Them… Guess What Happened When The Gel From The Capsules Re-Jelled?

lost fingers

A 29-year-old unemployed man presented with pain and swelling of the right hand. He reported two occasions of intravenous drug use during the previous three days: a single heroin dose, followed by temazepam (4 × 10 mg gel capsules, dissolved in hot water). He was right-handed. On both occasions he injected into a superficial blood vessel on the back of the right hand.

Read More HERE