I’m Getting Questions…Here’s Some Answers…

Since I posted the article on the Red Dress Party… I’ve gotten more than a few emails informing me of people being surprised that I’m gay… I’m not… But I’m surprised at the number of people who had nasty things to say regarding gay folks.


If you are an intolerant ignoramus who feels that you have the right to dictate any grown person’s life either from a religious or perceived cultural standpoint… You’ve picked the wrong blogger to make your views known to… What the hell makes you think that a gay person…or any “different” person that is otherwise an honest non-dangerous individual is worse than the corporate and government pirates that openly wage war on the environment and humanity?

My sister is gay… and my favorite (late)uncle was gay… And they are among the most decent humans I know… Are you telling me that they deserve greater damnation than the assholes who are responsible for raping your wallet with today’s gas prices?

Or the miserable schmucks who manufacture substandard medicine and poison toothpaste?… Or maybe the folks who made the dogfood that poisoned your dog?… Do you actually think that a person who happens to have a different attraction to the opposite sex is as bad or worse than the people that lied 4000 innocent troops to their deaths on a wild goose chase?

Hell… Do you think that SPAMMERS are worse than gay people!?!?

If so… then you need to take a long hard look at your own life and motives… If the worse thing you can think of in this crazy world is that someone of the same sex might find you attractive enough to make a pass at… You are indeed a sick puppy.

And as for my comment about thinking it would be fun to squeeze my 295 pound, full bearded, foot size 13 ass into a red ball gown and party and get drunk for charity… Well… I think that shows more balls and confidence in my masculinity than any of the “macho” posturing played out by the intolerant asswipes that had the nerve to send me emails talking about what they’d do if some gay guy ever spoke to them… I sincerely hope that your next prostate exam is given by a gay doctor.

Don’t bother sending me your sick spew… I’ve got strangelets to worry about.

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Scientists Working On A Project That Could Destroy Earth… Lawsuit Filed…

This thing could make a Black Hole or a Strangelet that could seriously hurt …if not destroy the Earth…

CERN collider

More strife in Iraq. U.S. financial system in crisis. Rice prices soar.

None of these headlines will matter a bit, though, if two men pursuing a lawsuit in a court in Hawaii turn out to be right. They think a giant particle accelerator that will begin smashing protons together outside Geneva this summer might produce a black hole that will spell the end of the Earth – and maybe the universe.

The world’s physicists have spent 14 years and $8 billion building the Large Hadron Collider, in which the colliding protons will recreate energies and conditions last seen a trillionth of a second after the Big Bang. Researchers will sift the debris from these primordial recreations for clues to the nature of mass and new forces and symmetries of nature.

But Walter Wagner and Luis Sancho contend that scientists at the European Center for Nuclear Research, or CERN, have played down the chances that the collider could produce, among other horrors, a tiny black hole, which, they say, could eat the Earth. Or it could spit out something called a “strangelet” that would convert our planet to a shrunken dense dead lump of something called “strange matter.” Their suit also says CERN has failed to provide an environmental impact statement as required under the U.S. National Environmental Policy Act.

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Another Time Waster… Play Battleship…

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Custom Turntables… Awesome!


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Human Breast Milk Cheese… Made in France…

I’m an adventurous eater… But I’m not too sure about this one…

human milk cheese

Le Petit Singly is a farm that specializes in making cheese from women’s breast milk. Are you imagining the milking process?

The cheese is produced exactly like it would be for cow’s milk and apparently tastes like it has hints of hazelnut… And you can order breast milk cheese online from le Petit Singly, if you’re interested.

Le Petit Singly, Breast Milk Cheese
Website in French: Le Petit Singly
Email: petitsingly@lycos.fr

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I Really… Really Need One Of These!

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Somebody Needs A Friend…

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A Pillow Shaped Like A Female Lap… Only In Japan!

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Who Knew?… I Can Stop Feeling Fat, Fuzzy And Frazzled, Just By Sending This Guy Money… And My Wife Says It’s The Beer…

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So That’s How Michael Jackson Does It!… He Always Denied Having Plastic Surgery…

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