Would Your Daughter Fall For This Line?…

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Could This Guy Be Called Two Faced?

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How To Permanently Erase A CD…

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My Lawyers (Burne, Lute & Pillage, Esq.) Advise That We Post A Warning…

HEY YOU KNUCKLEHEAD!!!  DON’T TRY THIS! 

Forget The Dog… I’m Gonna Eat Some!

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Advice From A 25 Year FBI Veteran On How To Find Out If She’s Cheating.

Or… How To Wreck Your Relationship And Get Your Ass Kicked In One Easy Lesson…

You have a creeping suspicion she’s seeing some creep. Here’s how to conduct an interview that’ll make her divulge the truth.

Work from a “zero behavioral baseline,” advises Mark Safarik, a 23-year veteran of the Bureau who now runs FBSI, a Virginia-based company dedicated to crime-scene analysis and threat assessment. In other words, look for sudden deviations in her usual conduct: a new hairstyle and clothes, more concern with hygiene and fitness, prolonged absences, less interest in sex.

If enough signs exist, set a trap. Buy two romantic cards that are exactly the same. Send one to her at work, unsigned. If she’s having an affair, she won’t mention it, because she won’t know who sent it.

Now “play” the second card. Tell her you need to talk. “Make sure it’s after dark,” says Douglas, “because it’ll make her feel more relaxed.” Sit at a table on which you previously placed the second card. Don’t make it too obvious, but be sure she notices it.

This is called “introducing a stressor.”

Don’t confront her with the card. Instead, look in her eyes and ask, “Are you having an affair?” Study what she does next. If she repeats the question, drops her eyes, looks away, folds her arms, licks her lips, crosses her legs, or picks some invisible lint off her clothing, she’s stalling and is probably guilty. It’s time to go in stronger.

Ask the question again, this time glancing at the card but still not fully acknowledging it. If she truly has something to hide, she’ll become increasingly agitated.

Finally, to spark a confession, provide what FBI interrogators call a “face-saving scenario.” Say this: “I know we’ve been having problems, and I don’t blame you if you did this, but I just want the truth.” “If she’s being perceived as a victim,” says Douglas, who has used this technique to crack many criminals, “she’ll be more likely to talk.”

Don’t be misled by… her denials. “I’ve had people pass polygraph tests and still turn out to be lying,” says Douglas. “Those with a history of lying, like O.J. and Bill Clinton, are good at it. Other people besides criminals are chronic liars. Don’t make the mistake of thinking everyone is honest.”

There’s more “advice” HERE… But Try It At Your Own Risk…

More Amazing Sidewalk Art…



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This Guy Plays With A 900 Pound Crocodile!

Everybody’s seen Steve Irwin wrestle crocs… This is something even Steve never tried…


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AMAZING!!!

This Is One Hellacious Speed Trap!

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Another Fine Time Waster…Fly Swatter…

Play It HERE

A Fine Example For Ambitious Women Everywhere…

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This Lady Never Closes Her Mouth…

This Site Has Bunches Of Pictures Of This Same Lady… She Always Has Her Mouth Open Like This…

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My wife never closes her mouth either… Only when hers is open… There are words coming out… Lots and lots of words…

Gotta Take Tuesday 5/20 Off… Graduation Day!

 Daddy’s Little Girl!!

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Let’s Ride!

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Today’s Insults

  1. 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
  2. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
  3. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  4. Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
  5. All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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U.S. Soldiers In Iraq Being Bi-Polar…

In This Video… U.S. Soldiers “Endear” Themselves To Iraqis Taking Scrap Wood By Crushing Their Car…

In This Wrongly Named Video… U.S. Soldiers Play And Dance With Iraqi Kids…

18 Haunting Pictures Of Pearl Harbor Attack Aftermath…

These 18 Photos were sent in by Jim & Sue from Tacoma… These Pictures Are Very High Quality And Show A Rarely Seen Perspective… The Details Visible Are Amazing!

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Formal Apology Form… Print Many… Save Time.

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Bill O’Reilly Unseen Meltdown Footage…

If You Were A Kid Between 1930 and 1970…

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930′s, 40′s, 50′s, 60′s and 70′s!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We brushed our teeth with toothpaste from lead tubes.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren’t overweight because,  WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.  After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo’s, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD’s, no surround-sound or CD’s, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms……. WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good .

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn’t it?!

Big ‘Uns!… Freaks Of Nature…

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Square Testicles…

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000′.

The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’

The elderly woman replied, ‘Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.’

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, ‘Would you like to take my bet?’

‘Certainly’, replied the president. ‘I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.’

‘Done’, the elderly woman answered… ‘But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 o’clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness….”No problem’, said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o’clock the elderly woman arrived at the president’s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president’s testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them… ‘Of course’, said the president. ‘Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.’

The elderly woman did so with a little smile… Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall… He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,

‘Oh, it’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o’clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !’

Foggy Mountain Breakdown – Flatt & Scruggs – 1948

A Little Shit- Kickin’ For To Get Your Saturday Off Right…

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Hugging Tigers… Not Smart But Exhilarating!

I’ve got a picture around here somewhere of me doing this… In Fact It Was On The First Date I Went On With My Wife… No Wonder She Married Me! Brave and Stupid!

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This Is What We Get For Electing Dopey…

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First Digital Camera – 1975

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