Today’s Insults
“We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” – Robert Wilensky
Your momma’s so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth. – anonymous
Why, thou clay brained guts, thou knotty pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow catch. -Shakespeare
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. - Rhoda from AZ
Insults | TheFourEyes June 8, 2007
