Today’s Insults –
“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.”- Oliver Herford
“A wife of 40 should be like money… You should be able to change her for two 20′s”- Me!
“She tells enough white lies to ice a cake” - Dorothy Parker
“She’s got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together.” - John Cantu
“My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said “About a mile” - Anon
Insults | TheFourEyes July 4, 2007
