Worlds Smallest Teenager… 14 Years Old… 11 Pounds…

Jyoti Amge, a 14-year-old from India, is the smallest girl in the world at 1’11″ and 11lbs.

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Creative Uses For Caves…

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Damn!.. Times Really Are Hard!!..

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Batman… He Really Is The Dark Knight!!

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Another WTF?!? Moment… This Guy Needs A Pool… Indoor Preferably…

And Now That The Burkha’s Wet… Won’t It Cling? Thereby Defeating It’s Purpose?.. Personally… I Think A Wet Clingy Burkha Might Be A Turn-on… You Know… Forbidden Vistas And All…

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Apple Has Always Been Gay Friendly… Or Somebody Made A Boo Boo…

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Sorry Folks… Gotta Take A Sick Day… Back On Tuesday…

And I Didn’t Even Have To Use This Sick Day Generator

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And here’s how I feel as put into words and pics by Think or Thwim

I’m gonna push for a Tuesday return… But you can write my epitaph if I don’t make it..


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This Is What Sound Can Do….

Table For One!

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Wonder Does He Poop Iron Pellets?

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Ouch!!

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Clean Up Desktop…

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Say What?!?!

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Rock, Paper, Scissors Rules… Expanded Version… Print Sheet…

Click to Enlarge… Print At 80%

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My Daughter Insists That I Post This… In Other Words… She… DO WANT!

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If Only It Was This Easy…

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And Now We All Know… Let’s Round ‘Em Up And Fire Up The Planes To Guantanamo…

This Guy Must Have Dropped His Soap…

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What If It Is Just A Phase? Where Will He Find A Woman?

Oh Wait!… He’s A Threat To National Security… He’ll Be In Guantanamo  By The Time The Phase Is Over…

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I’ve Been On The Receiving End Of This Finger…

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Maybe This Will Make It Easier Not To Spend That Two Months Salary…

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I Didn’t Know You Could Get A Blue Screen Of Death On A Blue Screen Of Death…

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Boobs With A Side Of Bacon… I Am Strangely Attracted…

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Bacon Is Life… I Agree Completely…

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112km/h… Why The Asterisk?…

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Fathers… Your Main Role In Life Is To Prevent This…

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