Worlds Smallest Teenager… 14 Years Old… 11 Pounds…
Jyoti Amge, a 14-year-old from India, is the smallest girl in the world at 1’11″ and 11lbs.
Jyoti Amge, a 14-year-old from India, is the smallest girl in the world at 1’11″ and 11lbs.
And Now That The Burkha’s Wet… Won’t It Cling? Thereby Defeating It’s Purpose?.. Personally… I Think A Wet Clingy Burkha Might Be A Turn-on… You Know… Forbidden Vistas And All…
And I Didn’t Even Have To Use This Sick Day Generator
And here’s how I feel as put into words and pics by Think or Thwim
I’m gonna push for a Tuesday return… But you can write my epitaph if I don’t make it..
1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
This Guy Must Have Dropped His Soap…
Oh Wait!… He’s A Threat To National Security… He’ll Be In Guantanamo By The Time The Phase Is Over…